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Fry bacon until done. This is likely to attract spouses, roommates, and/or neighbors. Put them to work doing dishes while you...
Remove bacon and pour off 90% of the grease. In the same skillet, grill roughly chopped apples until brown and or semi-soft. Add chopped kale until bright green and wilted, only 5mins or so. Remove kale and apples, and fry eggs in same skillet. Add a little more reserved grease if the pan is dry. Paleo brunch!